Ep. 1X08 - Tony the Conversation Killer

Who's the douchebag now, Tony?

Ep. 1X07 - This Counts as Your Christmas Present, Mom & Dad. Hope You Think I'm Funny!

Happy Hanukkah, Shayne.

Ep. 1X06 - Failure Via Friends.

Procrastination
By Anthony Loria
1st Period.
Ms. Williams
English

Webster's defines procrastination as "a type of avoidance behavior, where one pushes tasks back to a later time." Procrastination is not a good thing to do. Like Benjamin Franklin always said, "Why wait till tomorrow, what can be done today." Or maybe it was Einstein . . . I'll look it up later.

Ep. 1X05 - Everyone's a (Surprisingly Positive) Critic.

Hey, little girl, want to get in my hybrid van and look at my peace prize? I've got free-trade organic candy.