tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59983044883310678102024-03-05T19:36:08.587-05:00Psychic DistanceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-21115557007006402932009-04-17T17:05:00.005-04:002009-04-18T17:10:58.607-04:00Ep. 2X07- Dear Pretend Co-Comic Collaborator<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SejvT9G4tzI/AAAAAAAAAWE/WsnlOtx4w0Q/s1600-h/2X07.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SejvT9G4tzI/AAAAAAAAAWE/WsnlOtx4w0Q/s400/2X07.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Enlarge." alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325769685465610034" /></a><br />http://www.dearpretendgirlfriend.wordpress.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-72536118166401860912009-03-18T18:58:00.001-04:002009-03-18T18:59:28.750-04:00Ep. 2X06 - No Shayne, No Gain.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/ScF8pNgUWxI/AAAAAAAAAVY/c4Kcsk9YnXg/s1600-h/2x06.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/ScF8pNgUWxI/AAAAAAAAAVY/c4Kcsk9YnXg/s400/2x06.jpg" border="0" alt=""title="Click to Embiggen" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314666082715589394" /></a><br />Polls also indicate that TJ should be replaced with a small golden howler monkey.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-87090088919911012862009-01-20T22:14:00.001-05:002009-01-20T22:17:08.393-05:00Ep. 2X05 - You're my density. Oh, ... I mean my desti - Oh, I'm sorry, were we done with Back to the Future references?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SXaTUufpgUI/AAAAAAAAAT0/eVLWiFSngpU/s1600-h/PDBTTFFinale.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SXaTUufpgUI/AAAAAAAAAT0/eVLWiFSngpU/s400/PDBTTFFinale.jpg" title= "Click to Enlarge." border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293580396308037954" /></a>Critics will suggest that Psychic Distance used 5 episodes to explain why the main characters are wearing new clothes because of their inability to plan ahead. The creators of Psychic Distance offer this explanation: Eff you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-51071025249890068712009-01-05T13:09:00.004-05:002009-01-05T13:11:50.493-05:00Ep. 2X04 - I slipped, fell, hit my head on the toilet, and when I came to, I thought of this! The inside joke! The thing that makes comics possible!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SWJNIyPIaaI/AAAAAAAAATY/1DzZsAsIXlw/s1600-h/PDBTTFRef47.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SWJNIyPIaaI/AAAAAAAAATY/1DzZsAsIXlw/s400/PDBTTFRef47.jpg" title="Click to Enlarge." border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5287873725805914530" /></a> EVERYONE'S DEAD!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-12222702411442093152008-12-24T01:29:00.001-05:002008-12-24T01:31:45.413-05:00Ep. 2X03 - When this comic hits 88 Back to the Future references, you're gonna see some serious shit!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SVHW-GMz63I/AAAAAAAAATQ/boq7hOFqdzE/s1600-h/88MPHcensored.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SVHW-GMz63I/AAAAAAAAATQ/boq7hOFqdzE/s400/88MPHcensored.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Enlarge." alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283240200186882930" /></a><br />And when in Star Trek they traveled back in time to save the whales, all they did was slingshot around the sun, right? How come they never used that tactic to, say, save Spock from getting killed? Or to stop the Klingon War in the first place? If I were Captain Kirk, I'd be going back in time to find my freakin' hairbrush, if it's so god-damned easy! Though you can't tell from our comic, it's actually very, very hard.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-84012592934947997212008-12-12T16:21:00.002-05:002008-12-12T16:22:32.473-05:00Ep. 2X02 - Panels!? Where We're Going, We Don't Need Panels!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SULV7bO8QmI/AAAAAAAAATI/_Cd39w-ow14/s1600-h/WeDontNeedPanels.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SULV7bO8QmI/AAAAAAAAATI/_Cd39w-ow14/s400/WeDontNeedPanels.jpg" title="Click to Enlarge." border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279016930131067490" /></a><br />When Superman circled the Earth at light speed in order to reverse time to save Lois Lane, why was California not subsequently destroyed? Originally, Superman had to choose between saving California from destruction at the hands of Lex Luthor or rescue Lois Lane. He saved California, but then, via his nonsensical time travel technique, reverted time in order to save Lois. But he reversed all of time, so California should remain in peril! It's not like there was an alternate Superman saving California while original Superman was saving our intrepid reporter. And even if there was an alternate Superman, that alternate Superman would, upon completing his mission to save California, reverse all of time again creating an infinite time loop that Earth would never get out of - society would never advance past the '80s! OR alternate Superman could have come to the conclusion somehow that there was no reason to reverse time since Lois was saved by "original Superman", and this would break the time travel cycle - but also create a paradox - one in which original Superman never reverts time in the first place!<br />Our comic plans to be less confusing than this.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-91744860630915742232008-12-10T14:46:00.003-05:002008-12-10T14:50:12.191-05:00Previously on Psychic Distance:Psychic Distance returns Friday with the second episode of its NEW SEASON. <br /><br />PSYCHIC DISTANCE!<br />SEASON 2!<br />MORE TONY, MORE TJ. (Psychic Distance does not guarantee the amount of TJ or Tony provided by any comic.) <br /><br />Meanwhile, Psychic Distance is offering everyone a chance to catch up on the wacky antics of TJ and Tony during Season 1! Presenting: Previously on Season 1 of Psychic Distance! Do you have too much going on in your important life to catch up on 42 episodes worth of comics? Are you a close personal friend of Tony or TJ and you feel you have an obligation to keep up with the comic even though you don't find it very amusing? WELL, NO PROBLEM, the authors are providing you with a quick and dirty guide to the first season of Psychic Distance:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SUAc9eX8ajI/AAAAAAAAATA/KXCPxNNjCaU/s1600-h/PreviouslyOn.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SUAc9eX8ajI/AAAAAAAAATA/KXCPxNNjCaU/s400/PreviouslyOn.jpg" title="Click to Enlarge" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278250605729311282" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-6412667535904348402008-11-18T14:27:00.005-05:002008-11-18T14:35:21.690-05:00Ep. 2X01 - Psychic Distance to the Future.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SSMYmkQUurI/AAAAAAAAAR0/OkUQEr7a33Q/s1600-h/2x01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 245px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SSMYmkQUurI/AAAAAAAAAR0/OkUQEr7a33Q/s400/2x01.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="EMBIGGEN MIGHTILY."id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270083039799851698" /></a><br />Next time on Psychic Distance: The deep, disturbing truth about Tony's hand dexterity is revealed. Is Tony truly left-handed? Or does he maintain some skills exclusive to his right hand? WHICH HAND DOES HE EAT WITH? Stay tuned for all this and more in Season 2 of Psychic Distance! <br /><br />(Also, thanks to everyone for supporting the comic, we're proud to be able to provide the Internets with our lolz. YOU'RE WELCOME, INTERNETS.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-68633243380195838832008-11-12T12:53:00.003-05:002008-11-12T16:43:49.908-05:00Ep. 1X42 - Google Chicken: The First to Hit the Back Button Loses.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SRsYRKJUKQI/AAAAAAAAARc/7gHkAz53Y7Q/s1600-h/Google+Chicken.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SRsYRKJUKQI/AAAAAAAAARc/7gHkAz53Y7Q/s400/Google+Chicken.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Enlarge." alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267830872200194306" /></a>Technically, Tony and TJ are not playing Google Chicken. They are playing a google version of the Hawk—Dove game, a game where players fight in a strategic method of escalated fighting until one player withdraws or backs down. You may more commonly know this game as the "Let's-say-penis-and-get-louder-each-time-we-say-it-until-<br />someone-is-too-embarrassed-to-say-it-any-louder" Game.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-81934013024421116642008-11-03T10:28:00.002-05:002008-11-03T10:30:28.393-05:00Commercial Break: PSA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SQ8Yz1dwDdI/AAAAAAAAARU/LhxeSY8RcgU/s1600-h/justvote.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SQ8Yz1dwDdI/AAAAAAAAARU/LhxeSY8RcgU/s400/justvote.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264453768223657426" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-89407158490718956352008-10-31T19:07:00.001-04:002008-10-31T19:08:54.684-04:00Ep. 1X41 - Happy Halloween!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0ie32UqlR3ek1EDdQFIbkM3AdRx2lMmb_8wwXo4V9ldMpvUpl0xQHTkA3kWcshQpvj6mWKceM_EHfb4vp8jXnLZi0DRl920M2dH3nnTRsJz72rgUewX9DAyjYALseBw9sEAhJyoWbnDvK/s1600-h/halloween.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0ie32UqlR3ek1EDdQFIbkM3AdRx2lMmb_8wwXo4V9ldMpvUpl0xQHTkA3kWcshQpvj6mWKceM_EHfb4vp8jXnLZi0DRl920M2dH3nnTRsJz72rgUewX9DAyjYALseBw9sEAhJyoWbnDvK/s400/halloween.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263458817288133650" /></a><br /><br />You celebrate YOUR favorite zombie story, and I'll celebrate mine.TJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04719097180277137070noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-19178303130597965952008-10-27T15:55:00.003-04:002008-10-27T15:58:25.392-04:00Ep. 1X40 - The N-Word<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SQYc5wGxTfI/AAAAAAAAAOI/KiQboi1gw0o/s1600-h/The+N-wordcensored.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SQYc5wGxTfI/AAAAAAAAAOI/KiQboi1gw0o/s400/The+N-wordcensored.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="Click to Enlarge." id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261924993120423410" /></a><br />And now a word from our sponsor:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SQYdHueWc2I/AAAAAAAAAOQ/cqxbDC8q7Gw/s1600-h/ComicsGoneWild.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 305px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SQYdHueWc2I/AAAAAAAAAOQ/cqxbDC8q7Gw/s400/ComicsGoneWild.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261925233200624482" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-14629795878565692772008-10-20T16:03:00.002-04:002008-10-20T16:05:28.062-04:00Ep. 1X39 - Ironically, I don't remember that movie Memento.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SPzkGS2Y-TI/AAAAAAAAAOA/bTRfix-cfIw/s1600-h/Memento.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SPzkGS2Y-TI/AAAAAAAAAOA/bTRfix-cfIw/s400/Memento.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="Click to Enlarge." id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259329261652212018" /></a> "PPS: Heads up: You're gay. Do you remember that? I've always wondered if it works that way."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-18150640212449889292008-09-30T15:08:00.002-04:002008-09-30T15:11:22.724-04:00Ep. 1X38 - TJ Dietderich Discusses the Issues<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SOJ5pzHSqQI/AAAAAAAAAN4/l9X3X3xU2WA/s1600-h/Cameraman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SOJ5pzHSqQI/AAAAAAAAAN4/l9X3X3xU2WA/s400/Cameraman.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="Click to Enlarge." id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251893874469808386" /></a>AND YOUR DIRTY, HAIRY MAN-PAW IS ALL UP IN THE FRAME. JESUS!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-88211539679749148372008-09-10T15:03:00.005-04:002008-09-10T15:16:20.876-04:00Ep. 1X37 - Tony Fucks Up ... Again<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SMgaDuNCSeI/AAAAAAAAANw/qvT133hWrMA/s1600-h/Project+365.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SMgaDuNCSeI/AAAAAAAAANw/qvT133hWrMA/s400/Project+365.jpg" border="0" alt=""title="Click to Enlarge."id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244470417317579234" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BqyS0Zhk48">TJ's Project 365</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSXaHzMbuF4">Tony's Project 364</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-19736577402006379882008-08-21T15:43:00.002-04:002008-08-21T15:44:59.723-04:00Ep. 1X36 - Tony Fucks Up<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SK3Fgt5NdeI/AAAAAAAAANo/NeEi5ohx3o0/s1600-h/TonyFucksUp.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SK3Fgt5NdeI/AAAAAAAAANo/NeEi5ohx3o0/s400/TonyFucksUp.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="Click to Enlarge." id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237059107567793634" /></a><br />Psychic Distance Tagline circa November - October 2007:<br /> Psychic Distanse. We don't make misteaks.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-52651558594467922112008-08-15T15:35:00.002-04:002008-08-15T15:41:54.129-04:00Ep. 1X35 - Hitler Was an OK Dude Until He Got Lost Without G-maps on His Cell<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiodvrLGBqlGj-waNrUj3Ej3sWE0isB5FbKyLGG0_psu2WkS2VHjEGqzatU0xwQosQNFpV_9j1a1Fbn6UB-HixVyF0iygNchN61QYsdNiaiftHbiweSwYhZSW8IE_pS0ueyvhuJkT58UAl1/s1600-h/directions.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiodvrLGBqlGj-waNrUj3Ej3sWE0isB5FbKyLGG0_psu2WkS2VHjEGqzatU0xwQosQNFpV_9j1a1Fbn6UB-HixVyF0iygNchN61QYsdNiaiftHbiweSwYhZSW8IE_pS0ueyvhuJkT58UAl1/s400/directions.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234830737273675298" /></a><br /><br />TJ: Oh hey, Gran-Gran! Long time no speak! How have you been? How's Grandpa? Oh, and how was that cruise you just got back from?<br /><br />Gran-Gran: Yeah, sweetie, I'm gonna need to hear less pointless drivel and more about the FUCKING BEST ROUTE TO GET TO CRACKER BARREL. Oh, and if you could also click the "avoid major highways" option I'd sure appreciate it, dear.TJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04719097180277137070noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-63697785877092833152008-08-04T21:14:00.003-04:002008-12-13T06:00:53.504-05:00Ep. 1X34 - Not-So-Superpower<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SJizazKpPxI/AAAAAAAAANg/Td3MlNrc55E/s1600-h/Not-So-Superpower.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SJizazKpPxI/AAAAAAAAANg/Td3MlNrc55E/s400/Not-So-Superpower.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Enlarge." alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231128240183656210" /></a><br />Let's form a league of crime-fighters with the kid who can only telekinetically turn off alarm clocks and the girl who can make just shaving cream appear from thin air!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-46380543653847098962008-07-21T23:20:00.001-04:002008-12-13T06:00:53.758-05:00Ep. 1X33 - I Want To Believe This Movie Won't Flop<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIB7Gb0s_kkCCblSN-_HZZVxWMZVdz2R5cyNsy59b1JRFCoyU_y1YjkLA6pAG6vuBxJc8SVg607_MwuYlRlFAi4mzDsMIOTvDQ47J6ljQIEZWpWWf6EbdNy-icvSf4kZbB0Tc8FR8B_eL-/s1600-h/batmanvxfiles.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIB7Gb0s_kkCCblSN-_HZZVxWMZVdz2R5cyNsy59b1JRFCoyU_y1YjkLA6pAG6vuBxJc8SVg607_MwuYlRlFAi4mzDsMIOTvDQ47J6ljQIEZWpWWf6EbdNy-icvSf4kZbB0Tc8FR8B_eL-/s400/batmanvxfiles.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225673435303692210" /></a><br /><br />There's no such thing as resurrection, Mulder.TJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04719097180277137070noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-32226182163378791702008-07-14T19:49:00.003-04:002008-12-13T06:00:53.925-05:00Ep. 1X32 - Wahhhhh-E<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SHvmNJgPv6I/AAAAAAAAAMw/xcnDZpmrlqE/s1600-h/Wall-E.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SHvmNJgPv6I/AAAAAAAAAMw/xcnDZpmrlqE/s400/Wall-E.jpg" title="Click to Enlarge." border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223021306430078882" /></a><br />TJ: Hey, I was just gonna call you, what's going on?<br />Tony: Not much, saw Wall-E today.<br />TJ: Oh yeah, I saw that last week! God, I hated that movie. And this guy in the front row was noticeably sobbing. Awkward. It wasn't Schindler's List; grow some balls, dude.<br />Tony: You were on the line, weren't you? God, I hate you.<br />TJ: Yeah? Well, I hate your Donald Sutherland references. Do you honestly expect me to keep abreast of 1970s science fiction?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-40443837543029404032008-07-01T17:26:00.003-04:002008-12-13T06:00:54.138-05:00Ep. 1X31- The Fanboy Who Loved Me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SGqhEfKp5MI/AAAAAAAAAMo/DRWz_5m6_FM/s1600-h/Bond2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SGqhEfKp5MI/AAAAAAAAAMo/DRWz_5m6_FM/s400/Bond2.jpg" border="0" alt="" title="Click to Enlarge." id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218160216719877314" /></a><br />Weekend Timeline:<br /><br />1. Tony can't decide whether to watch Goldfinger or Casino Royale.<br />2. Tony compromises and watches both at the same time.<br />3. Tony shops for new pants.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-30865143080698148792008-06-19T11:32:00.003-04:002008-12-13T06:00:54.392-05:00Ep. 1X30 - Do NOT Hang This Comic in Your Cubicle. Ass.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SFp8Nqowf3I/AAAAAAAAAMg/s97NjjfTrO8/s1600-h/TJ+The+Dickish+Adult.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" title="Click to Enlarge." src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SFp8Nqowf3I/AAAAAAAAAMg/s97NjjfTrO8/s400/TJ+The+Dickish+Adult.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213616092860153714" /></a><br />"Oh, hey, Bob. Could you not hang that comic on THAT wall? That's my clean wall. I like to keep all my "fun" stuff over here on the left. See? It's a picture of a kitten looking sad, and it says "is it Friday yet?" You know what I'm saying? Even in the natural world, Bob. Even kittens, you know? So yeah, if you could put it over there, that would be great. Thanks, man. Awesome Dockers."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-52753950515513494322008-06-06T22:16:00.003-04:002008-12-13T06:00:54.608-05:00Ep. 1X29 - Wii Win!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9way_LmnxD42t3DSKdjcXOkxTcf-Ux0uycx_F0fuxAFj_MM_kgWJo3u_IFclgMiwBV93z6jq61HgV1Jr1oTJhOFJdXPXLdNoxsxTgZSsyeSSOQd-TX-UknYlU9EwWRDWKOT7dCOM4sVnG/s1600-h/WiiFit.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9way_LmnxD42t3DSKdjcXOkxTcf-Ux0uycx_F0fuxAFj_MM_kgWJo3u_IFclgMiwBV93z6jq61HgV1Jr1oTJhOFJdXPXLdNoxsxTgZSsyeSSOQd-TX-UknYlU9EwWRDWKOT7dCOM4sVnG/s400/WiiFit.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208958421861172210" /></a><br />You won't be laughing when she serves up a sweet, cold dish...OF REVENGE.TJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04719097180277137070noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-83454388657777424042008-05-29T20:37:00.002-04:002008-12-13T06:00:54.790-05:00Ep. 1X28 - A Tale of Two Thought Processes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SD9MgbztBhI/AAAAAAAAAMY/G2_MdeIe77k/s1600-h/TJJob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SD9MgbztBhI/AAAAAAAAAMY/G2_MdeIe77k/s400/TJJob.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Enlarge." alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205963814367725074" /></a>Who needs bread and milk when I'm gonna have nightly comedy clubs featuring <span style="font-style:italic;">groundbreaking</span> new performers!?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5998304488331067810.post-9351317618937147252008-05-13T21:01:00.005-04:002008-12-13T06:00:54.921-05:00Ep. 1X27 - Corrupted by Power ... and Photoshop.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SCo6N42oTNI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/TBpJZwU9cNw/s1600-h/TJComic.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y_ObNKi1ZGg/SCo6N42oTNI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/TBpJZwU9cNw/s400/TJComic.jpg" border="0" title="Click to Enlarge" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200032730026888402" /></a> Tony (Later that day): DAMMNIT, TJ! I said that Courier New has to be ALIASED. I knew I couldn't trust her...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4